Archive for June, 2010
Fruit Flies?!!!
Posted by: | CommentsYes, I am making another post about some pesky pests… but this one is a tip!
First, did you know fruit flies hatch in under 48 hours? Also, one fly can lay about 300 eggs!!!!! Finally, they come in on your fruit… as eggs in the peel. Pretty gross.
Anyway, like many people who have fresh fruit and vegetables, fruit flies seem to run rampant as soon as summer begins. They have been a thorn in my side for years. I tried many different “natural” solutions, but no luck… UNTIL…
Put a piece of fruit (bananas work great) in the bottom of a glass or clean jar (not pickle jar because the odor lingers and the flies won’t be attracted. Then, put plastic wrap over the top of the glass. Make sure it is smoothly sealed down. Then, poke a few holes in the top with a pencil or knife. The flies can crawl in, but can’t figure out how to get out! Just make sure you empty the jar out and start over every other day… before new ones hatch.
The first day we had hundreds!!!! Now, there aren’t any flying around and there are very few going into the glass. Pretty cool!!!!
Dear Mouse
Posted by: | CommentsDear Mouse,
I know we seemed like no threat. It is obvious you have been partying behind the couch for awhile. It was nice of you to leave crumbs and bits of confetti behind. I appreciate your thoughtfulness, but it isn’t really something I care for.
I saw you laugh at me, when you ran out of the kitchen to stare at me in amusement. However, I was not easily amused.
I’m sure it was comical to realize we had little experience. Yes, I agree, chasing you with a frying pan was no competition… you are much to fast and little. You have to admit though, using the fire extinguisher was a nice touch. Though, not effective.
You thought you were free, but you don’t know me. We gave you several opportunities to escape though an open door, but you chose not to take them. Call me crazy, but I just can not sleep knowing a mouse is running around. I have to protect my own babies. You do understand, right?
So, I took the hard road. I do not back down. You may think the 16 sticky traps were a bit much… but at 50cents a piece, it seemed worth it to me.
I’m sorry I had to be so brutal. However, you must have known it would not end well. I warned you several times, but you did not stop to listen. You only laughed at me.
RIP little mouse.
WARNING: Razor usage
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On to my post… lol
I laugh because I feel like a bit of an idiot today. See, my armpits are on fire. They are covered in a burning rash. Yes, TMI, but I post this so you won’t make the same mistake. **insert rolling eyes… at myself***
Months ago my husband wanted to try the “bald” look. He got a special electric razor to make it nice and smooth. I think it is similar to a facial razor, but this one was recommended by another friend who shaves his head bald.
Anyway, DH gave up the bald look, and the razor has been collecting dust. One night I tried it out on my legs. I don’t know about you, but my showers have become record times! I swear I can get in and out, totally washed, in under 2 minutes! I put on Dora… and RUN!!!!! lol
Obviously, the olympic speed showers do not give time for shaving. So, one night I tried his razor on my legs. I was amazed at the job it did! I can now sit with the kids, while they watch TV or something and take care of the cause of scaring kids of a hairy monster! It is a great time saver! I can also take care of any dark patches that appear, without having to take another shower.
So, that in itself is a time saver. However, next comes my mistake.
I knew we were going to the pool today… and though my pit area wasn’t crazy, it wasn’t what I wanted to show if I were in a swim suit. So, last night before bed I thought I would do some quick work with the electric razor. ***WARNING: Electric Razors should NOT be used on arm pits!!!!!!!!!******* It was definitely one of my poorer decisions. I can tell you, the massive razor burn has reminded me several times today. I also had to sleep with my arms over my head last night to not irritate them further.
Lesson learned. AND, being the good person I am, I am forgoing my own self-esteem by sharing this embarrassing story with you. Hey, if I can save one person from this mistake, it is well worth it!!!! lol
Mom goes postal
Posted by: | CommentsI can see the headlines now.
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“Mom with 3 toddlers goes postal on other moms at local Chick-fil-a”
. Yup, that was me. Not one of my finer moments… but I can totally support my actions.
First, to set up my own mind set… I started Weight Watchers a week ago. I think my body is going through sugar withdrawel and not being able to emotionally eat. I’ve done it all my life. My body keeps screaming, “WTH!!!! You are having a rough day?! Where is my chocolate??!!!!!”
Second, the kids are out of preschool and have no more naps. I put them in rest time, but they come out 100 times to pee and stuff. I have no break until they go to sleep.
Third, DH has a cold. I’ve been trying to let him sleep in and rest.
So, I went to Chick-fil-A with the three kids. I went up to order and my kids ran over to a table that had lights, a cow, and those icicle things you see at Christmas. They were trying to advertise their new “spicy chicken sandwich”. The kids each grabbed handfuls of the icicles and threw them in the air. Creating a huge mess. Of course, I made them clean them up… but still.
Afterwards, we ate. The kids did great while eating. We were there early (11) so we could get into the play area before it got too crazy.
We were in the play area for about 15 minutes alone. Then, a 1 1/2 year old and a 5 year old came in. No parents, just the kids. Z and R kept making the little girl made because they kept calling her Alex. I had to put them in time out because they wouldn’t stop. She kept crying and whining and screaming. It was loud.
Then, more kids came in. And more. And more. Soon, there were 15 kids in the room, including my 3. I was the only parent. I couldn’t believe it. Some were about 6 or 7. There was a lot of rough housing, dangerous play on the equiment, etc. It was crazy! 
How just flipping HOW do parents think it is OK to put their children in a play area and not supervise them??!!!!! You want to sit and talk with your friends? Get a sitter!!!! I couldn’t believe how many parents did this! 12 kids!!!!! No parents! I was livid!
I didn’t feel like it was safe, so I got my kids together and got their shoes on. We headed out the door as there was screaming and crying from some other child getting hurt or tormented or something. As we stepped out a mom stood up and said, “Is that my kid crying?” Like I Flipping know?!!!! I don’t know who your child is. Nor, was I hired to watch them! I lost it!
I said really loudly, “I don’t really know! I am taking my 3 kids and leaving because I am the only parent in there watching 15 kids!!!! I came to watch and play with MY OWN kids… not all of yours!!!! I CAN NOT watch all your kids!!!! That is not what I came here for!”
I was mad. Ugh. I need a glass of wine.
